I love ice cream. It can be soft served, scooped, on a cone or in a cup. It is pretty awesome that there are an abundance of flavors, textures and mixtures that have the power to makes you feel good when you are sad, comforts you when you are lonely and is even good no matter the weather. Ice cream is kind of like my sex and/ or temptation. Different people enjoy and pursue sex and ice cream in different forms and or flavors. While ice cream can be therapeutic, emotional, sexy, creative as well as tasty; Sex can be fulfilling, sweet, comforting when you are happy or sad and hopefully makes you feel satisfied unless you run across the wrong flavor – ugh!
You can never go wrong with Vanilla (1) though I would not proclaim it to be my favorite by any means but it’s always there is always the base or the standard. It is not as eventful or as exciting as some other flavors but is readily available. There are no additives or any real stimulation and I can generally take it or leave but when I have options it is definitely not my first choice. I think of vanilla as the accompanier of apple pie or peach cobbler or the standard sex. It is better than nothing but can be enhanced. There is always French Vanilla (2) or Vanilla Bean (3) which are slight spins on the standard. Since we are talking about vanilla, I am reminded of Mr. Cherry Vanilla (4) which is not one of my favorites but it was his. He would do this like that and I wanted to please all of his sweet desires….
positions perks I like to refer back to Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup (16), Mocha Almond Fudge (17) and Marble Fudge (18) to keep it interesting after all chocolate is universal. Each in their own right special and too rich to have all the time although I like to be able to get some kind of Black Walnut (19) each and every time.
There once was a man that offered to kiss every Chocolate Chip (22) on my body and venture into my Cookies n Cream (23). It sounded good but he reminded me of Chunky Monkey (24). The thought of walnuts and chocolate chunks made me wanna but they were no match for the banana. I am just not that into
him the flavoring. I do enjoy the taste of Butter Pecan (25) but he is sometimes too old fashioned or simply missionary and can’t always be a lazy lay.
Rainbow Sherbet (26) is kind of childish like humping fully clothed for me but can be a bit more exotic with Pineapple Coconut (27) though sherbets’ speak more English. From time to time I have been known to love Strawberry Cheesecake (28) and of course the best place for cheesecake is up north on the East Coast. Damn, I like the accent of thick graham cracker against my strawberry swirl! I very fond of Strawberry Shortcake as well especially since its on a stick and I wanna ride. However if I am feeling particularly frisky and have that special indulgence, I may give into a like it or love it sized Coldstone Creation with all my favorite mix-ins. Sometimes I just rather have it all my way with all the extra bells and whistles. The perfect amount of touch, luscious kisses, special suckings with lickings of my Mud Pie Mojo (29). Ooooooooooooooooh Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Sometimes it pays to just keep it smart with Strawberry (30) is kind of like a good thoughtful kiss with that significant someone. It is sweetly sensual and always remembered. Once blended and packaged with chocolate and vanilla it’s simply Neapolitan (31) which is actually sorta perfect.
What's your flavor?